No. Not that one. The one in Singapore. Needed to work on some visa stuff and since my friends have a super sick pad in Singapore with a spare room, I thought I would swoop in for a visit. Casa de Chaos we call it. HK was the old HQ but now they live in Sing. Air Asia and away I went. Love discount travel.
First up was the Saturday house party. 30 or so folks from around town and the region. First thing one notices in Singapore, as compared to Thailand, is the variety. Just like HK these is the smorgabobs of ying. Sing girls, Chinese girls, Viet, Flip, Indian, white girls, African girls and so on and so forth. Its great. Variety is the spice of life.
House party was as you would suspect. Tons of corp like folks, tons of booze and good fun. I got hammered and my glass turned to kryptonite. I did get a number from a nice local girl who has a bf in a far away location. I think she is lonely. Need follow up. As always in chasing normal tail it takes a few calls or dates but there is plenty of action to be had.
Sunday was spent cruising town a bit. I like checking out all the tech gadgets that are in SimLim that you don’t see in Bangkok or have too much tax layered upon there prices. Android phones are looking promising but nothing I would grab yet. All the new Apple stuff has not hit Sing yet but the overall atmosphere suffers from the lack of edge that Pantip has. Where Pantip has porn and coyote videos – SiLim has PDA’s with a pre-installed version of the Qur’an in 134 languages. No thanks.
Sunday afternoon it was time to head out. I don’t know Sing well but I know it has the same bennie as HK – domestic helpers coming out of the drains like cockroaches during the first rain in bkk. So I met up with supermonger at Orchard Towers. We hit a few places but since it is Ramadan there were not many Indos out. I am not into flips. Too many belly rolls and love of all things Americana. As they say – no going down until after the sundown. Indos were not going to happen since I was not staying out late.
However before we get to the girls please note that anyone who bitches about pricing in Bkk needs to be tarred and feathered. Going rate for a standard drink in OT is 350 baht. Yeah. That buys me like 3 drinks in Bkk at a go-go. Sing is pricey. Anyway u cut it. Yes – before everyone chimes in. I know the pay is better here. Moving on.
So we ended up in one of the first floor flip bars. Place was heaving but nothing like the Laguna vibe on a Sunday where the girls come to you, unzip and grab the trouser snake just as a way of getting your attention. HK rules in that regard. The Indos crave dick. But anyway. The buzz was setting in and the place was fun. For me though – this was just not my scene. All I could think of was how many donuts the flips eat before breakfast. If I wanted jelly rolls I would stop off at Dunkin. Anyway – I would have killed for the flat stomach of a thai girl to rub up on but hey – that’s me.
I am always looking for the odd monger, the slapper on acid or you guessed it – the errant fat farang woman in the moo-moo dress casting a wary eye on all the slaves of p4p. Great. We had 2 of them. Mother/daughter team right next to us. The daughter was with BF and the mother was with – well contempt. Supermonger was on a roll. Girls were only granted drinks if they showed tit. This behavior was so disgusting to her. I was figuring at any moment she might burst into flames. Anything to get her out of that dress. What is up with fat women wearing things that make them look 10 times fatter than they really are?
She leaned over to me -“Does your friend always act like that?”
“Actually tonight he is being tamer than most nights.”
“Disgusting. The poor girls.”
“Poor girls. I feel sorry for him since it is hard for him to make up his mind”.
She gasped and took another chunk of her swill.
Supermonger kept on knowing it was irritating the shit out of moomoo mom.
She cracked. The daughter and moomoo mom decided to go and leave BF with his buddies. I am sure he was dying to cut loose know that his handlers would be leaving. As moomoo mom squeezed by me she whispered in my ear -“I can’t stand the behavior of your morally diminished friend so we are leaving.”
If she only knew about morally diminished.
Thank god. We celebrated with another drink.
I needed out and decided that I would hunt for some grub in Thai town. This is the area around the Golden Mile complex. On my way over I asked uncle if I had the right spot. He said no one should go over there on Sundays since the Thais are all off and drinking themselves silly. I figured there was some truth to it but that he may have been exaggerating a bit. Turns out he was not far off. The place resembled a Thai pub just after closing. Drunk guys holding each other up, people drinking on the sidewalks, guys arguing with girls and girls carrying each other to taxis. Was surreal. I felt like I was home.
I hit a salon to get the noggin shaved, had some grub and watched the scene. Awesome. There is some big club there but it seems to not open on Sundays – maybe the staff is too smashed to work?
Monday night I hit Orchard again just to do some more research. The busiest place was Ipanema and seemed to be full of all the variety. Viet, Thai, Chinese, Sing, Indo and so on. Met some cutie from Cebu, a tiny little white girl with huge tits from Hanoi (got the number in case I hit Hanoi so I can pay market rates) and a stable of Thai girls. Easiest way to repel the Thais is to speak to them in Thai. They run for the hills. Love it.
These places are rammed and the quality is not too bad but the pricing is sick. I did not even ask. My MO in HK was to get to know girls, get numbers and deal with them at other times. Usually paying much less or next to nothing at times. Sing though is just way more expensive(like HK) – both booze and women that I just don’t even find the notion of P4P interesting given that all the girls there would go for a 1/4 of their sing price in their home country. I understand the market but choose not to partake.
Sing is fun though when it comes to the variety in the puss – normal and p4p. The place is clean, easy to navigate and civil but that is what I don’t like about it. I need the edge – Bkk has it in droves.