Heres the background. I’m married to a Issan girl she now lives in California with me and she is a smoking 12 on a scale of 1 to 10, she’s in school and works. I travel to Thailand for work or play about 4 times a year, I speak moderate thai. I have been going to bkk since 2000 and I lived on soi 11 in 2001. This time I didnt have a legit reason to go so I told the thai wife I was going to Germany for business, why Germany, because its 6 hours behind bkk and i will remember that when I’m on the phone with her. I probably didnt need to lie, but it made things a little easier, i dont have to go visit mom, sis and all that. I’ve lived with Japanese girls, Phillipina girls and Mexican girls all of whom have left because i keep going
I arrived back in Bangkok mid April about noon. Checked into a room on Soi 4. then took the nana bts to Siam and went to AIS and changed my # and SIM on my thai phone, in case wifey calls it. On the way back I hit the pharmacy, Kamagra Jellys and Tablets, some Tramadol and Xanax, Back to the room, worked out a little. Then hit Nana around 8pm had a few beers at the bars out front, then I went into Rainbow 4, Found the mark, Her name was Jane, she just quit Bacarra and came over to Rainbow, she didnt even know where the short time rooms in nana were, I had to show her. Makes you wonder why she left, drama with a customer or a boss or another Tg or just a bs story all together?? Her face wasnt as good in the lit short time room, but she was still hot, young and tiny. Finshed up, got her # and sent her on, and I went to Angelwitch. I did a ton of shots here, and watched the shows, Took a small one to the short time room and came back for more drinks. The serving staff here know me by name and after a while Mommasan asks me to pick another girl, I said you know what Im wasted, even with kamagra I dont think its happening now. She said she had just the one for me and not to worry her bj skills are widely known. Ok sounds good to me! Girl comes over. Definitely young. Then I remembered my friend took her about 3 years ago, wow thats young. We Hit the short time room and she claims she is 22, I heard this before. Wow! mamasan was right. The bj was all that, and we got down with no problems. So After that, I went over to Soi 11, I have some old friends working over there, managers and Dj’s. Afterwards went back to a friends house, drank and smoked cigs all night, woke up on the couch the next day.
I get back to the hotel after dark. I shower, eat, and I go back to Nana and go to Rainbow 1 and get a tg, go the short time room, come back and go to Angelwitch again get the one with the bj skills and go short time again. Now she tells me she’s 18, and she’s into girls. Right On! Ok, we both establish we have plans for tonight elsewhere but tomorrow night we would meet up and trawl for girls together. I go back to Soi 11, meet my friend who is DJ’ing and he tells me to go with his friends over to Kaohsan and we would meet up later. I do that and hit a club in the backpacker area of the city, did some dancing and some drinking, got some “enhancements”! Then met my British friend and we go to some after party on the other side of the river hung out until the afternoon at someones pool. Trying to get home in afternoon hungover was awful and my British friend gets us kicked out of a taxi on the way. We finally make it to his house near soi 33, and we kick it there until it gets dark, I decide I’m gonna walk home and get my blood flowing, Big mistake. So I make it to sukuhmvit, and I’m minding my bizness, and when I go to walk around the walk bridge I get mobbed by beggar kids. The ones in the front had a bunch of bags of stuff on a rope hanging from his neck, he pressed those up against me to create a barrier while the others just jumped all over me, It was over in about 4-5 seconds, and Im running after them. Yes, they got my passport and atm card and only 1000 baht. They jump on waiting motor bikes, two random thai guys in pink shirts wave down a taxi and we go after them, We catch them at the light, where I grab one of them off the bike at which point a second set on bikes rolls up and practically runs us over. Thai guys say “its over”, I realize its over, fuck it, I just got carried by children, unfucking believable… Im fit, and im covered in tats but i guess that doesnt mean shit to 10 year olds…I have to laugh at myself. Actually Im surprised this hasnt happened to me before with the shit i get into. So,I walk back to the hotel, I ask them to call the police. Oh, the police in thailand dont come to you, you got to them. Of course…I shower and go meet a thai cop I know working on soi 11, he tells me that I should say it happened on the other side of Asoke becuase it will be easier to deal with Lumpini than Thonglor police. I then go to a friends bar, they get me drunk for free and I end up back at there house, sleeping on a couch again.
The next day, an old friend arrives from Japan, he loans me $1500 US. He tells me after what just happened to my passport last night we need to go big tonight at nana or cowboy. Dude, Im trying!!! We go to Rainbow 1, get stunners and hit the short time room. After go to Angelwitch again short time some new ones. My freind makes plans to meet up with a showgirl for later or the following day. I see my young bi-sexual freind and she tells me someone just took about 10 girls for a party and she is going and we will try our plan tomorrow. Its all good. We hang out and drink and more short times, and we got to Spicy. I find a hottie, flawless body, great english. My bro gets her friend, and after a bottle of whiskey we are off to the hotel. Hot love for hours. In the morning she has to go, Im still drunk and not thinking clearly and like an amateur I offer her 1000 for the taxi. Doh! She isnt a working girl. My bad. “BA” “BA,” “get away from me…” Im surprised I havent made that mistake before either. Oh well. Would have been nice to get her # but fuck it now. If she wasnt a whore before, she is now, because she took the money and left.
Next night. an old american friend of mine who lives in bkk comes to meet us, We go to Angelwitch. The little pussy licker is there, She says she is down for tonight! We look over the picks in angelwitch and she picks a tall tattoo covered chinese/thai girl. so different from her. We ask her if she wanted to go long time with us but first go short time right now. She says yes. We go upstairs, and oh boy was it wild! Then I take both girls to rainbow4 to meet my friends, and I have a huge smile on my face. The real bisexual threesome even in bangkok can be somewhat elusive. The girls will claim they are down, but never go all the way with it. This time it was all good. In Rainbow most of the girls were a little scared off by us. The little one kept pulling girls off stage but none were down for a 4some. Oh well. At some point, the little ones attitude changes, Uh I have to go. I know this look, This is the “enhancements” wearing off and they need to get back to the room before there is a complete shutdown of politeness. Ok, I still got one. Then about 30 minutes later the same thing happens to the other one. Its not uncommon really. Then, Me and my friends go to Bossy, one friend brings a girl from Rainbow4. Some girl at the table next to us, is high out of her mind on something, pupils like baseballs and keeps saying welcome to thailand to us. She has 3 thai dudes with her who seem sober? She tells me one of them is her brother. I say to him Thai, Your sister is on something huh? He grabs me by the forearm and says your busted, I’m the cops and you just asked for something bad? I didnt ask you for shit dude. Im talking about her. So he’s got me by the arm still. I have to drop my thai friend the cops name, he drops my arm. My friends watching the whole thing are amazed and we move about 4 tables over. Meet some girls and drink more whiskey. I had already taken a 100mg kam hours before but know Im wasted, and i think i need more, so i take another one before we leave. The girl i meet at bossy claims she’s a travel agent, has glasses, the whole good girl look. ha. We get back to the hotel.
–Warning: the story gets dark here:– We go at it, no condom, I’m over erect from 2 kamagras in a short period of time. She is on top of me and we are going rough and it slips out and bam it hits her in the taint (btwn the puss and ass) hard, I hear a snap. We go back at it, Im thinking damn she is really wet, and we go longer and I think again wow she is Really Wet. A little bit longer and she says she thinks she has a problem, but its ok and just finish. I finish and throw her off and OH MY GOD theres blood everywhere and its shooting out of my cock. We are both in shock, and Im squeezing my cock and blood is spraying out with every pulse. The bed is covered, Now its all over the floor, then i get a towel and i soak that though in seconds, i get another one, and soak that in seconds too, blood is now pooling all over the floor. FUCK, Im gonna bleed to death. I call my boys room, dude come down here, now!!! He comes in and flips out and runs back to his room, his girl from rainbow4 claims to have nurse experience, ridiculas ?? He brings his girl back and a bottle whiskey. The flow is slowing down now, and I have his rainbow girl and my girl from travel agent from Bossy both squeezing my cock and trying to look down the hole for real, while my friend is telling me to chug whiskey. The bleeding stops, my friend and his girl leave, my girl stays. I wake up and my boxers are covered in blood but everything looks ok. I guess I was so hard when it slipped out and we misfired the snap sound I heard was my eurethra bursting. I decide to check out of the hotel, When the maid called the front desk you should have seen there faces… The thai girl sticks around for this, and i ask her “your not embarrassed??” she says no!! The hotel makes me pay for all the towels the sheets and the pillows. about 1500 baht. I go right to the US Embassy to pick up my emergency passport, the girl decides to go with me. Afterwards we ate I got her #, I apologised and she said mai ben lai and she left.
Ok its next day and after the embassy visit and the chick leaves. My friend picks me and my other friend up and takes me to Thai Immigration. This place irritated the shit out of me while im hungover and worried about my cock. But alas, I finish up there and the 3 of us are off to Pattaya. I’m feeling kinda bummed, this is fucked im gonna be in Pattaya and i cant fuck, thats karma. I’m scared of whats gonna happen if my dick gets hard. My homeboys tell me they will kill me themselves if they see me take a viagra. Ok, I will take it easy, but Im thinking it will be impossible in Pattaya. We go to Angelwitch, then mistys, then Lucifers, My boy pulls a girl and we were all pretty certain that her friend was her mom. Mom couldnt keep her hands off me. Finally I said i need to get out. I left and went back to the hotel alone, drunk, and went to sleep.
Next day, My boy wakes me up and says we need to get a head start today. His girlfreind just called, she is a stewardess and is coming to meet him in japan in 2 days. I relax most of the day, staying out of the sun. I cant explain a t-shirt suntan from germany in the winter. We go to the Boesche gogo about 8pm for the jacuzzi show. My friend gets a girl and says I will be back wait for me here and do not take a viagra.. He’s gone about 5 minutes, and Im barfining one with big fake tittes and slipping myself a half of a V. Me and the girl start talking, oh she’s from the same city in issan as my girl, she asks me which village and when I tell her, both her and her freinds eyes get huge, oh shit, same village. fuck, They say “whats her name?”. Hell no, forget we ever started on this subject, It was last she mentioned it to me but I heard her on the phone about it throughout the night. The fucking love to gossip, But Im not worried. So I take her short time everything worked fine, no bleeding thank god. We go back to the gogo and get my friend and my girl wants to stick around. Ok no problem. We go eat then then hit “Whats up” Gogo but my girl is the hottest one in the place, and they are trying to recruit her, they start at 15000 a month, and get to 18000 and month and she says no, and they say fuck it. we then hit marine disco, dance, get drunk go home and fuck. In the morning I feel great, Im hangover proofed by now and no more bleeding. She leaves, and me and my friend get a car back to bangkok, the other friend stays in pattaya.
Ok were back at Soi4 and I try to check into the same hotel and they say no. I should have seen that coming. I get another place just steps away. And my emergency atm card has arrived at hotel # 1, I now have cash. Im off to nana, same routine all over again, at the end of the night I long time a girl, Well i guess i did cause i cant remember. I woke up in the night to a girl saying she wants to go, I was probably snoring something who knows. I pay her 2000 and she leaves, im back asleep in seconds.
Next day, I wake up to a phone call from wifey, Why did you take $600 out of my account from a thai bank last night??? What?? I call the back they fucking sent me a card for my joint account with wifey and not my personal one. Fuck!!! Oh babe theres a thai bank across from the hotel in Berlin. And i needed money to pay my friends back. “Oh, Ok….” Shew that was close.. But now i have to use the same Atm every time. and transfer $ via the net into this account daily from other accounts. What a pain in the ass. Not to mention now im taking out alot from the ATM in case i cant get back to that specific atm. I end up spending all of it everyday.
Next day, My friend leaves, and Im alone on soi 4 again. I go back to Angelwitch and get the litte lesbian, we then go to soi cowboy to see the lesbo show at Suzy Wong. My girl makes out with half the show girls which leads directly to me. Awesome. There is a Chinese gentleman in here trying to steal my girl and she wants to move. We leave and go to Soi 11, my friends get mad at me for bringing an 18 yr old in their club so we leave, and go to straight for rainbow4, I pick out one of the blonde jap looking girls and my girl has a talk with her. She’s down for both of us longtime. We hit the hotel and it was incredible, and I slept great with the two of them.
Wake up next day, pay the rainbow4 chick 2000, my little one doenst want money, “my boyfriend now”. Yeah, ok I’ll be paying somewhere im sure.. She leaves and later i go to nana, she doesnt show up for work, i call her and shes sick. what ever I will get another one, the one from day 2 with all the tattoos. She says lets go to my brothers house and get tattoos and hang out and you can stay at my apt, no money. Ok sure. Get tattoos, and sleep in some sweat box in din daeng. I wake up in the morning, the girl is gone and someone is knocking at her door, i open it, its a thai guy and he doesnt look happy. This sucks. he comes in and we smoke cigarettes and just look at each other. My thai is not so hot one on one with a thai male, go figure. Then the girl comes with back with food, its her “business associate”, and he’s pissed at her for making him wait. Ok, i dont have a problem with that and he leaves. Me and her go to my hotel, and hang out and screw all day through the night beside food runs. I needed some downtime.
Next day, Tattoo chick is too messed up to leave my room, asks me to go pay her barfine, I say alright I’ll see you later. I go to nana pay her barfine, meet up with little lesbian. We have a full night of short-timing girls in nana. She asks me if i wanna stay at her house. Ok, fuck it. Knowing I have another girl in my hotel room I dont care if I dont come back. So its all good, hanging out with about 8 thai girl’s drinking, smoking, some sex. at around 10am I get a text message from the girl in my room. “I know where you are, i have your blackberry and Im calling your wife.” What the fuck, she jones’ing for something and decides to freak out on me? what the fuck. this has me worried. One of the other girls in the room who worked at Spankys i think says my boyfreind is american and maybe he can help you. She calls him in the US. I talk to him. “Bro can you call ATT for me and cut my service on my blackberry.” He does it right away! I feel a little better, but i know i have a mess on my hands. I then go to sleep and wake up in the evening and go back to my room with 2 girls. When we get there the drama girl is still in my room. The sim is half out of my phone. Fuck no, get the fuck out… She wont leave. I have to get security. She leaves and sends me death threats via txt messages. Claims she copied my sim. I think its a bluff, and I tell her to fuck off and say I’m showing the boss her sms. She gets real nice after that.
My second to last night, I go to nana and barfine 4 girls at once including the little lesbo, I tell 2 of them they are for a dj friend of mine. they say ok. I start talking to one of them asking her name etc, she says “are you joking you long timed me last week you cant remember me???” uh, oh wait your the girl who left in the middle of the night. She says yeah that was me. Ok Kotaht Kop!, and we all leave together, Get to the place on soi 11 and my girl cant get in, so shes out, now my friend has 2 girls and i got 1, that sucks. Then after hours of drinking and dancing, 1 of his girls gets ill from drinking and needs to go, she doesnt want money. Ok, its one on one now. We go back to his place, and we tear it up. I wake up and get back to my hotel, I have major dt’s from drinking big time, I take a xanax and call girls to my room. 4 show up, and Im sleeping and sweating bullets, and they just sponge bath me, and pack my clothes. I sleep through the night. I wake up in the morning and just little lesbo is there, we go at it, i shower and hit the airport. On ride to the airport I took the Zythromax to kill any little buggers I probably picked up. Get back to California and change the locks on the mailbox first thing, I need those bank and credit card receipts. My new passport arrives this saturday and I already have a ticket to bkk for May. I’m fucking addicted…