Finally I got the hell out of Bangkok a few days ago….. so what’s been happening?
The ‘gang’…. French Matt, Rick Masters, pmmp, BBB, Spats, Bubba, Jonas, Phoenix, Wombat and the Three Amigos, Dave the Rave, Big Tony and Stickman – I think that’s the lot?
Good to see you guys again and good to meet Phoenix. He was a daily regular who soon realized my wealth of knowledge really only revolved around soi 4. Sorry. It’s the world I live in!
The Plaza was looking fairly quiet. I went into one gogo around 22:30 and was the 1st customer of the day. Anglewich was packed as usual. Billboard looking not so busy and Las Vegas was empty. Pretty Lady not doing much business – which I’ll get to in a moment.
The Bar – Business isn’t too bad at the moment. Lots of new faces in the bar which is always good to see. A few observations over the past few weeks….
1) Drunken guy knocking the sink off the wall in the toilet. (thanks! – no need to apologise)
2) Austrian guy telling us about a website (even wrote it down for us) called Facebook. “it’s a amazing”
3) Old(er) Brit telling us about a bar that could play music on a thing called ‘something tube’ that has all kinds of old music and stuff.
4) Spats doing a runner on one of his bills. I asked the girl how much it was – as I would be happy to pay. She replied ‘2 drinks… and one for me!” Can’t blame her for that!
5) Some old guy asking how much it’s cost to take my girlfriend – I asked how much it’d cost to make him lose all his excess weight and be 25 years younger. Don’t think he was amused.
Mango Parties –
The Staff Party was good. The staff had fun, which was the main thing. Didn’t fall out of the Mango until 5am.
A pal from New Yoik arrived with his Brother who had never left the U.S in his life. He was celebrating his 45th b’day. Could the Mango throw him party? Of course we can. Off we trotted around the Plaza for a few drinks. Into Pretty Lady where the girls (as ever) were very welcoming. I asked them to make a fuss of the New Yoiker. They did. I told the guys to go have a drink at Anglewitch and meet me back at the Mango. Once they were out of there I asked to barfine 6 girls. The Mamasan said no. Having already agreed this a few nights before I was a little confused. She argued that I only asked for 5. I pulled out my iPhone and showed her the list of numbers that I compiled and showed her that night – that she agreed to. She said if I take 6 girls, then that doesn’t leave many for the other customers! Looking at their line up – they had over 30 girls still.
The girls didn’t understand the Mamasan and were not happy. I told them to decide which one of them was going to stay behind. Just as I did, one of the old Pretty Lady girls and friend of the Mango arrived for work. I told her the story and she got with another senior staff member for a chat. Not sure what was said… but I left with 7 girls!
Back at the Mango the girls were ushered upstairs. Awaiting them were 3 bottles of tequila, a couple of crates of beer and some very saucy uniforms. Like superstars, the got stuck into them all.
Half an hour later the NYC boys arrived. I invited them upstairs to take a look at the party room. That’s when it all went turbo!
I can’t really explain what went on. All I can say is that the guys had an amazing time and Birthday boy will never forget it. The girls were great and his camera is now full of pics for him to show his friends and to no doubt whack off over them. (the photos, not the friends)
Songkran…. Not much to say on this – as it’s on another thread. A big thank-you to the Mango girls who worked each day and didn’t have the chance to enjoy. Rest assured – in a month or so, I’ll be taking you all away for a few days somewhere to have some fun. If anyone has any ideas on that – please share. Hua Hin someone said?
I am off out of BKK for another month. Currently I am in Italy and already I am missing Bangkok. WW is off to Italy soon I believe. I hope you are not going to be in Milan. There is chuff all here to do – and at 400 euros per night on a hotel, I’d expect at least 2 girls to be in there with me.