I missed out the last ‘fortnightly’!. No one noticed… or cared? Which kinda steers me towards the option of scrapping it. It takes time thinking up stuff that you maybe interested in. For me, this posting I do is for those who have 5 mins to kill, maybe at their desk, in a coffee shop or even sitting in a bar with time on their hands. I don’t know how the likes of Stickman can knock his up every week. I don’t know where he finds the time or patience, let alone gets all the info he has. Amazing. Which why this bit of garb is more for US – made up by US. So please, do send in anything I can use for the fortnightly.
Much debate this week on the blog regarding payments to girls. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is it cheaper than a girlfriend? It is dead money…. Etc….
I don’t think there is a right or wrong. I personally think it’s down to personal preference. It can be said that having a girlfriend is more expensive (of course it is) than having the equivalent or better sex with a bar girl.
You pay for sex. Period. Be that in the form of a meal, cinema, bunch of flowers or a straight handing over of the green. It all costs money. For people who ‘need’ to be in a relationship and ‘make love’ then that’s fine. For those who prefer not to have the relationship and ‘fuck’ rather than make love – then Bangkok is the place for you.
Determining how much you pay is again, down to what you’re happy with. I personally know from experience that paying over the top (upfront) to a girl, gave me in return, over the top sex and immeasurable fun. Well worth the money I laid out. I do tend to think that if I negotiated the price of a good time down as low as possible, then the girl will be thinking about how much of a cheap bastard I am – while we are supposed to be having a good time. Look at the people who spend their time negotiating a cheaper, more efficient way of getting laid. Home alone most nights to whack off. Oddly enough, these tend to be the people who normally have to pay over the odd to get a girl anyway.
I never believed it before, but I do know – about putting in the hours and chatting with the girls. After several months / years I now have a network of girls that I could call up to hang with – which is not seen as a business deal. Once they know you well, you are no longer a customer. The only problem you have then, is they start getting emotional and develop those things called feelings.
It’s a tough one.
• Comings and Goings
September so far has been pretty sociable! Welcome back nurseRon, Dingho, Doc Bond, Cam, Irish Liam and the Canadian Telecoms guys!
Doc Bond has now left… as has Mike (although he is returning in a few days) as have I. Just a short trip for me this time.
• Tale of the week.
Schumacher is coming to Thailand in December. It’s going to take a bit of fighting with my boss, but if I can, I’ll be coming to this event.
All F1 events are great. The crowds are are friendly and it’s a real good atmosphere. As you know, the other week I trotted off to the Monza F1. A few pics for you!
Seven-times Formula One champion Michael Schumacher and his compatriot and reigning champion Sebastian Vettel will pair up to headline this year’s Race of Champions in Bangkok, organisers said on Tuesday.
The annual event features winners from various motorsport series Racing in identical cars and will take place at the Rajamangala Stadium, home of Thailand’s national football team, from December 15-16.
The event has been held in Duesseldorf, Germany, for the last two years before which it made its Asian debut at Beijing’s ‘Bird’s Nest’ Olympic Stadium.
Schumacher and Vettel have teamed up for Germany to win the “Race of Nations”, which forms the first half of the event, for the last five years.
“I have never raced in Thailand before so this will be an interesting addition to my motor sport travels,” Schumacher said in a news release.
“Of course it means Team Germany won’t have the home advantage of the past two years but Seb and I managed okay in London and Beijing so we hope it won’t stop us from keeping up our run.
“Racing in a stadium is sensational – and it’s a very different experience for us drivers to hear the fans so close. And of course we are all professionals so the moment we close the visor we want to win…”
• Incoming e-mails this week.
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ‘ You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.’ He did what he needed to, and as he sat there h e noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn’t resist.. He pushed WW – warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’s restrooms don’t have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. ‘What happened?’ he exclaimed. ‘The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button’. ‘The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.’
• Round up / news gossip
Stick has it all… however…..
Pretty Lady is taking and age to get sorted. The girls told me it’s going to be weeks. Business still goes on inside, but it’s a bit of a building site. The girls have to cover up at the moment until there is a proper front curtain and by the looks of it, they’ve been given some sort of uniform aswell as underwear?!
Strapps is still undergoing renovations. I’ve popped my head in there a few times to see Thai guys sitting around smoking and drinking. So work rate is at the usual pace then. Again, it’s the end of the month before that’s open.
Anglewitch is still packing them in. On more than one occasion I’ve had to ‘about turn’ and leave as there have been no seats available. – a good position for DavetheRave to be in!
BillBoard wasn’t looking too busy lately. Plenty of girls, but maybe it’s lost it’s attraction?
Spankys was busy as per usual. Have you noticed that all the girls in Spankys seem to have big boobs? Must be the biggest selection of boobies in the Plaza. Apart from the LB bars of course.
• Whats happening in the bar – food specials, parties?
There is now a laptop in the Mango for all to use. If you are going to use it to download a bunch of sicko porn, please label the folder clearly where you save it so that I can easily find it.
After spending hours for the dude at Pantip to get the thing ‘ready for use’ – Bubba did a sterling job of re-installing all the essential software needed in ENGLISH. Why do they install the Thai versions? They must know I am not a Thai?
Kwan went mad in the kitchen last Sunday. She just started producing plate after plate of food, much to the approval of all the patrons that were given a plate and TOLD to eat!
(Sundays seem to be her preferred days for doing this)
Walter can be found in the Mango from Thurs-Sun. Do stop by and say hello to the old bastard!
In November, we will have a party of some sort. Details will follow. Looking like one in December also, courtesy of Lomeo… will look into the details.
The usual daily specials….
Mondays – Beer Lao 79bht
Tuesdays – Beer Chang 79bht
Wednesdays – Beer Leo – 79bht
Thursdays – Heineken – 89bht
Fridays – San Mig.Light 89bht
Saturday – Tiger Pint Draught 99bht
Sunday – Heineken Pint Draught 99bht
Hamburger / Cheeseburger 89 / 99bht (find a better value burger if you can!)
Upstairs at the Mango we have a party room. Open party nights and any night you want if you have a group. Just ask… we can supply all your needs!
• Up coming events (sports)
The usual footy this weekend. Check the sports page for details.
Singapore F1 also….
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