Well, that took all of 2 days before I am wound up and hating the world. And when I say ‘world’… I mean the idiots in Thailand.
Can I get in trouble for saying Thai people are stupid? No, not all.. but the ones that race past me on a motorbike with no crash helmet. Yes you…. you are stupid.
Why should I care right? Because I think of the people that are affected if some twat without a helmet has a crash. The person they hit or got hit by will be worse off than if the idiot wore a helmet. What might have been a fender-bender, could instead be a death. All because fuck-face thought they were too good to wear a helmet.
I like being 1st at the traffic lights. When some fool in a car behind me is flashing his lights for me to get out of the way. Even though there is a sign (in Thai) that says you must wait to turn left – these fools still think all Left turns are o.k on a red.
Another thing that annoys me… when following a pick-up truck, why is it they slow down to a snails pace when going over a speed ramp?
Anybody that has been to a Thai cinema will know that a D-Max can race up a mounting, saving the water supply to a village whist drinking a bottle of ice-cold Pepsi.
Yet when it comes to a little tiny speed bump… they have to crawl over it. Dicks.
Unlike Stickman who couldn’t hack it in the real world and had to come back, I can’t hack it in this world. I have been putting all my pieces into place. In a year or so I shall make the move back. The move back to normality.
Yes, you could say that Farangland is expensive and the politics are mad. However, in my little world – I don’t worry about all that shite,. My little world is great.
I shall be in Bangkok to next weekend. Let’s see if I am overwhelmed with it all as I once was, or if I can’t wait for it to all end?