Early half of 2007 I was looking for a new apartment and a friend of mine recommended I have a look at his place on a subsoi of suk soi22. I jumped out of a taxi and walked to the reception area where a girl had her back to me filing some stuff away.
Call it cliche but it was almost as if she turned round in slow mo to some camp romance music from a chick flick. 5’6, big piercing brown eyes, huge pouting lips that are ideal for (ill leave that to your imagination) curly flowing funky haircut and 1 of the tightest bodies iv ever seen, especially in her skimpy and slightly relieving office gear. I was in love.
The apartment could of been a fucking student bedsit caked in piss and aids for all i cared, i had to move in so i could see this babe everyday. Even more to my suprise she was flirting outrageously with me and when we were filling out the paperwork she grinned “so will you be moving in alone or with your girlfriend?” I didnt have one at the time and replied “no”.
Her face cracked a huge smile
To cut to the chase over the next few weeks i managed to bag her number, and we went on a few dates. After the fourth date i got her knickers down. I was punching well above my weight with her. Thats right, even SHE was out of my league.
We’d hook up after she finished work but she admitted she had a thai BF and that we had no future, but she was up for slap n tickle on the side. No dramas. She was obviously bowled over by my sexual prowess.
Over the course of the next few weeks I met my now GF who is a uni girl in Asok. After about 2 weeks of us being together she moved in (thai girls have a habit of doing this so discreetly).
Like clockwork when my GF would leave for her afternoon lectures within 5minutes id hear high heels coming up the stairs and a hurried knock at my door. I’d open the door and within seconds, without so much as sharing a word shed be on all 4’s on the receiving end of a large portion of Penfold. 10minutes and a sackful later he knickers would be restored, and she would scuttle back downstairs. What a girl.
After i moved back to England we kind of lost touch with only fleeting appearances on MSN, but she owned up to having a jap boyfriend as well as the thai guy, who was sending her 50k baht a month and made her quit her job at the apartment. Best of luck to her i thought as she was sweethearted and kind. Plus a beast in the sack which is a plus in anyones book (although not as good as me).
Now….lets call this next bit ‘Chapter 2′
One day last week it was 230pm and I was at a loose end. I had 3 options. Beat myself off to the same old tired porn, go to the gym, or get a soapie. The gym was never going to win, so I opted for a soapie. I was feeling unadventurous and thought id stick with an old favourite in Poseidon. (I had thought this place had the best selection around until I visited Nataree today – report to follow)
I hopped in a taxi to Suttisan MRT and walked the rest. I bounced up the stairs and ordered a beer. I don’t care what you say 132baht for a small Singha is a ripoff as most soapies charge less for a large 1. Another thing that got up my nose was I ordered 2 beers and both times paid with 140baht. Neither time did the bitch bring me my change. ‒Big deal” your thinking, ‒stop being a measly prick its 8baht” but to be offered my own change would be nice and maybe I am a measly prick. And while we are on the subject I swear blind the papasan quoted the Thai guy next to me cheaper rates.
Speaking of the papasan, he was flamboyantly camp and before prices for the girls were discussed he spent 2-3minutes flirting outrageously with me. Some might say I do look a TAD gay, but surely he could tell I wasn’t that way inclined as I was minutes away from renting some female ass to slam in a bathtub. This has been touched on before but how the fuck do these guys know what girls give best service and stuff like that? Iv been put off by papasans who are too clued up.
Anyway on to the cut n thrust of this post. As anyone knows in Poseidon you often see the girls walking past and getting into the fishbowl. I caught a girl walk past with a funky purple dress but only caught her from behind and she looked hot. This counts for nothing in Asia as I have lost count the amount of times I’ve seen a leggy long haired spinner from behind only to catch a glimpse of her face and she has either a hammer-jaw or teeth like a smashed piano. Saying that we’re in Poseidon here so your not going to encounter any freaks.
As she hopped into the bowl I instantly recognized her but couldn’t put my finger on it. After best part of a minute it clicked. It was the same svelt receptionist that would sneak into my room in her office clothes for a roll in the hay as soon as my GF left my apartment. The same girl who couldn’t meet me 2 weeks before as she was living with her new jap boyfriend who was supplying her 50k baht a month, but left me an offline MSN message 5 days after asking if I was free to meet.
To say I was stunned was an understatement.
When we locked eyes you could tell she wanted to ground to open and swallow her up. She went bright red and the loss of face was evident. The papasan (ever the opportunist) then noticed the eye contact and tried to encourage me. I gracefully declined.
Immediately I SMS’ed 5-6 mates who knew her and within 2 minutes my inbox filled
‒What a slut”, ‒Please get her knickers down”, ‒I always thought she was a whore” and ‒You cant make this shit up” as some of the responses.
I ended up choosing a small dark racy girl with a funky sharp curly haircut and huge tits. She got off on watching me put her through the ringer in the mirror and we exchanged digits.
Getting back on track, the jist of this post is how there’s such a fine line in P4P in this city. This girl has a guy that gives her 50k a month, yet she’s still flogging her mutton in a soapie.
When we were seeing each other she earned roughly 20k baht at the apartment and she lived onsite. We would grab food and she would insist on splitting the bill, and if we went drinking she would demand she chip in, so its not as if this girl was on the take or looking for a meal ticket.
Yet here she is ready to pawn off her holy of holys to the highest bidder.
Another case in point. A very good friend of my GFs is a model who came as 1 of the runners up in Miss Thailand a year or 2 back. Stunning she is, 175cm tall, awesome physique and face of an angel. She has a Korean guy she met at a fashion show that send her 100,000k baht a month. He comes to Bangkok once a month maybe for just 1 night and they meet up. He proceeds to bang the snot out of her then he leaves. Effectively thats 100,000baht for long-time. Is she then classed as a hooker?
When you drill it down she is effectively spreading her legs for cash as she told me she doesn’t particularly like the guy.
So you can class 1 of the Miss Thailand’s as a working girl? She’s sleeping with someone she wouldn’t sleep with unless he was stuffing her a fistful of the kings sheets.
What about stories of the penthouse models and budding VJs you get at high end massage houses?
I know 1 particularly well off girl who’s dad is high in the Thai police and her mom owns her own company. She drives and its all paid for by mommy and daddy. Her parents give her an allowance of 25k a month. Mommy and daddy however don’t know about the 3 guys she has on the books in Singapore, UK and Norway sending her roughly 15k baht a month each, who also fly her out to wherever they are locally in asia when they want some action.
Going to your local nightclub for a dance and a party? Iv had soapie girls invite me to join them and a group of there massage girls to party at the likes of Santika, Route66, Flix, Hollywood to share there whisky.
The Posiedon girl i eventually chose told me last night her and 10 fellow bath-servants went to Route66 and had a skinful.
Next time you see a table of hot girls parting at your local nightclub round a table, shaking there asses and glugging whisky, how the hell are you meant to know there background? Maybe you break the ice and make chit-chat? Conversation turns to what she does for a living. “Im a glorified hooker that showers and services ferangs and japs” cant see that happening.
How many times have you heard mamasams quote sideliners as being students? I went to Nataree massage the other day (so cool) and there must of been EASILY 50+ sideliners and 3 fishbowl girls at 3pm. All stunning and i could’nt picture 1 being over 22years old. Papa said they are all students. By the time id finished spraying my sexy-thick piss over my shower-girl, the fishbowl was packed and just as many sideliners.
Point being – hell if I know but people always ask where are the normal girls – or what is a working girl or what is the difference between a girl who has never sold it or not? The line is really blurry around these parts but isn’t that the good part?
back to flogging some totty…