Third Time Lucky – By Lomeo

Thanks Lomeo!  First-timer on the blog (and people say it’s a closed group??!)  The name ‘Lomeo’ was allocated by the Mango girls, as this chap was in town – looking for love!  (wrong town if you ask me)   Keep them coming…..

Third Time Lucky

Everything was going so well until I fell in love with an Isan princess. Then I was caught in a world of fake pregnancies, flick knifes and paying for pussy I wasn’t getting. Until I came to my senses pulled out my own knife and reached down and cut the rope below me. When my passport was stamped for the third time by the friendly folks at Thai Immigration, my only plans were to not go anywhere near Phuket

This time round I had put in some screen time on TLL / msn to line up a few ‘dates’ while in town. This was more of a budgetary concern, as I couldn’t really afford to pay for female company every day.(as I would learn later, I also couldn’t afford iPhones, handbags and new bra’s and panties – but my defenses were down after she licked my arse for 30 minutes).

‘Good Girl’ and ‘Virgin Girl’ both seemed like reasonable prospects. Mid 30’s, passed the ‘yeah I could do them’ test and their English was good enough that we should not have to resort to playing Connect 4 when not damaging the mattress.

I abandoned plans to deflower VG. Even though I had convinced her I had come across techniques that would make her first time painless (crap!). She decided we were soulmates – the conspiracy theorist in me wondered if I was walking into some type of honey trap engineered by the aggrieved ex. The sort where she roofies me and then lets in two guys who finish off the job with cling wrap. And I had no intention to hang around long enough to see baht notes arranged sin sot style.

It took some convincing, but Lomeo finally believed her to be a virgin.

GG and I hit it off pretty well. She was nervous when in my hotel room for the first time – less so 20 minutes later after she orgasmed with my head buried in her muff. Like I’ve been telling myself for some time now, you pay for it one way or the other. Putting 300B in her hand for the cab home, taking her out for dinner after she finishes work, movies at Paragon, BTS fares – need I keep going.

Indulged in a little direct P4P ; had a rub and tug from my favorite massage girl a few times and dragged someone off the Suk on the wrong side of 3AM one morning. Turned out she was also on the wrong side of 35 and had one of the strangest snatches I have ever come across. At one stage I felt like I was sucking a micro-penis and she was that tight that I couldn’t last long.”Did you come inside me?”. “No – on your leg” I lied. She invited me back to her place. Wish I’d gone ..

Found my way to Soi4 and the Mango. Splashed the ladydrinks and even had a few beers myself. Took one of the Mango girls to Skybar @ Lebua for some sunset cocktails then she took me to Anglewitch where I had an intimate conversation with one of the dancers as to why she did not have a number. Would have loved to have taken her upstairs but I don’t think I even had enough on me for the BF. I have found BKK to be a vibrant city and I should have hit it sooner. Plenty left to explore next time when I have more baht in my wallet.

26 thoughts on “Third Time Lucky – By Lomeo”

  1. “..she had one of the strangest snatches I have ever come across. At one stage I felt like I was sucking a micro-penis”

    ya big poof

  2. @ lomeo,,, good job on your first write up. But it seems like you did it backwards. You should have warmed up at the mango and then Angle Wench. Keep em coming…

    1. Lomeo…Lomeo… where for out thou find thy two girls who claim thy not to be of great badness?

      Knowing the bar scene in BKK like I do… The amount of girls that work the bar scene actively post themselves on various dating websites is immeasurable.

      Show me a young good girl with an old farang and I’ll show you a man in denial!

      I see lots of older guys kidding themselves that their young girl is with them because of ‘love’ or his ‘good heart’. Total shite.

      If the girl is out of your league in your own country, then she is out of your league in every country. The money is the only leveler in this playing field.

      Keep it P4P is this pool of piranhas and you’ll get not get your heart ripped out, chewed up and spat out.

      I guess I’ve been in BKK too long and become jaded?

  3. @Lomeo – Welcome to the blog. If you are chasing skirt online, you would do well to fuck TLL off, and get a Tagged account instead. TLL is full of skanks. Not the good kind of skanks either. Tagged is a way deeper and fresher pool of talent. A cricket score is easily achievable with a bit of legwork

    Will there be a part 2?

  4. When it comes to the variety of ladies being discussed, there will NEVER be enough money in your wallet… only a limit on the number you can afford.

    As for TLL, it’s really a mixed bag… lots of scammers.. ladyboys posing as regular ladies (which might go over well among some of the regular posters here) but also some decent sorts — if you avoid the ones who have the airbrushed looking massage parlor style photos.

    I was talking today with a 30ish single hospital doctor…at least that’s what she claims… And, really, it’s not the kind of thing a faker is going to get away with for very long… So I’m pretty inclined to believe she’s telling the truth… And quite cute too. We were joking back and forth, and she ended up promising to give me a shot in my bottom!

  5. Ahh…and I guess I should have added re TLL, TONS of Thai women there with one or more Thai kids and no husband or BF… as young as 18 and right on up the age scale. Some kids living at home with single Mom…many living apart who knows where… Not exactly the recipe for a great future of Thailand. Of course, once again, some of the regulars here might well get their jollies out of tapping the local young mothers pool…. Obviously, they’ve already got SOME experience…

  6. @Lomeo; may want to look at thaifriendly.com you can join for free and if you like it, as I did, the best deal is an annual membership for about $100. I like it because as Pennfers does, do your leg work from home and over the months get your pipeline of numbers set so when your in town and want to go out on a “normal date” (why would we ever want that???) call one of your “day job” girls and try your luck! After if things don’t go til the early AM as planned you always have the Plaza/Cowboy, lollipop, Lolita’s, Nana parking lot, lower Suk, Swing, Spicey and or Insomnia etc. etc etc…The beauty of BKK is no need not go to bed alone and lonely, way too many reasonable options!
    Cheers and good read dude!
    BTW what is Phuket 😉

    1. Jaybird sounds like he’d done the rounds. I KNOW that nR knows what’s what.

      The more I think about it… you know.. half the fun is making the mistakes! After all… I don’t think there is anyone here who hasn’t made a complete arse of themselves?!! I know I have.

  7. @Lomeo; like to hear more about the flick knife episodes, I usually have to hand in my weapons at the front door, feel naked without my Uzi 9mm.

  8. Lomeo, Dont’t be discouraged by all these comments. There are some good ones out there on TLL, Thai Kisses etc, but they are hard to find. I found one who had a regular job and uni education as well as working in an upmarket Day Spa.
    3 years later and we are still together and very happy.
    More on how this relationship has developed to follow maybe next week.

  9. A couple of months ago a girl from tf spontaneously invited me over in the evening after we’d been messaging back and forth for a week or so. She was working as an English teacher at a local school and although she was staying around 25km outside of the city I was in, at a smaller neighbouring city, I thought, wth. She looks hot enough and if she’s inviting me out to her place things are bound to go pretty good. Me being hansum and all.

    Told her I’d be there in around 30m.

    So I meet her out on the highway close to her place, so she can guide me in. I’m slightly
    surprised that I see another woman sitting with her on the motorbike, but I’m guessing
    she’s a bit careful the first time she meets somebody, which is obviously a good idea,
    lest she’ll be stuck with YP ringing her doorbell on his way back from barebacking
    a local ladyboy.

    She gets in my car and I’m slightly more surprised when I understand the other woman
    on the motorbike is her mother. My surprise reaches it’s highest point five minutes later when we sit down at her place, or rather, her mothers place, all three of us, for a nice evening meal of local mango.

    20m later I was on my way back. Somewhat miffed I must have wasted 4-5l of fuel,
    or 200B.

    Anyhow, if somebody is interested in meeting a more than marriage ready English school teacher who can not speak English, and her mother, I might be able to dig out her details.
    Not sure how much Sin Sot will be. Might be a bit as I suspect she’s still somewhat virginal,
    but they do have a local mango tree and several growling dogs.

  10. I have never really gone this route. There’s too many walking around to really feel the need too but I understand the lure of the game. I once had a guy in my building on soi 11 who would pull these girls from the net in its infancy. Then he would ask me to get on them so he would have an excuse to get rid of them, not that he really needed one. 1 of them was a real spinner still in uni. Kept her on & off for years. Finally she came to visit me in sf on her own dime. I got so fucked up the night be for she left I was unable to take her to a taxi much less the airport. Never heard from her again. Too bad cause her mom was talking about buying me car too. Oh well…

  11. Off topic but. I’m still traveling around the LOS with wifey. She is really trying to keep me out of Bkk. But I’m sticking to my guns the best I can. I had to push back her extraction date to the 30th when I ship her off to her moms and I can get stupid with the guys… I’m so close, yet so far away….

  12. I recently had a long-term, non-pro, non-P4P relationship go south, so I’m back in the dating scene again… I really don’t prefer P4P, though as noted, everyone pays in one form or another. But lately, I have been using the main online service mentioned above…and here’s the results of the in-person first time, or second time at-most, meet-ups so far, all from BKK and all ages mid 20s to very low 30s.

    –shop staff. 4 of 10, a disappointment.

    –grad student. 8 of 10. But 10 out of 10 on the GFE scale.

    –retail clerk, 7 of 10. But there’s something about the chemistry.

    –ladyboy office worker pretending online to be a lady (I knew beforehand, but went anyway for the adventure) 4 of 10. (but 8 of 10 for her/his fine ass and legs, and 10 of 10 for her/his repeated, un-accepted offers to engage in various forms of intercourse gratis).

    All of their real-life employment confirmed and not a single “pro” among the bunch. But then, I was very specifically looking to avoid anyone remotely resembling a pro. So I’d say for the relatively small price of admission, it’s been a worthwhile, busy and continuing adventure that hopefully will yield a good result.

    Of the 4, I’d say two would certainly compare well in looks and figure with those who earn their living “dancing” and engaging in various other forms of compensated exercise. The ladyboy, that’s an entirely different discussion best suited to others here more expert in that area than myself.

  13. Thanks all for the warm welcome and heads up re other dating sites.

    @Rainman – The ex was the one with the knife, and she seemed very comfortable with it in her hand. Pulled it out of her handbag, smiled and said “just in case you decide to break up with me, teerak”

    @YP – I have read about your Tagged exploits (amongst others) but thought I would work more on my game before venturing down that path. A part 2? At some stage, and it will probably begin with me nearly falling through a chair as I flog my log on webcam while watching another TLL girl play with herself.

    @Jaybird – a shot in the ass. Verges on kinky. I like it

  14. Good stuff. How cynical and jaded we do become indeed…salty said his lady worked at an “upmarket Day Spa” and I just burst out laughing when I read it, envisaging all sorts of filthy goings on at the spa…no offence intended. What a monster I have become. On a brighter note, just off down the old kent road “barbers” for a “haircut” 😉

  15. nurseRon says: the best deal is an annual membership for about $100. I like it because as Pennfers does, do your leg work from home and over the months get your pipeline of numbers set so when your in town and want to go out on a “normal date” (why would we ever want that???) call one of your “day job” girls and try your luck! After if things don’t go til the early AM as planned you always have the Plaza/Cowboy, lollipop, Lolita’s, Nana parking lot, lower Suk, Swing, Spicey and or Insomnia etc. etc etc…The beauty of BKK is no need not go to bed alone and lonely, way too many reasonable options
    ——–

    I can second tha wholeheartedly!!

  16. Percentage of Thai males with a micro-penis: 100
    Percentage of Thai women with a micro-penis: 0

    And if you ever go down on someone over 35 you met on lower Suk after 3am – don’t admit it.

  17. @2012…are you sure that is not 2013? Think I must have missed 12 months of posts, else I have no idea how you arrived at such a synopsis.

    The going down post 3am on suk is of course timeless, and immune to conjecture.

  18. Yeah. Just don’t conjecture around meal time. The whole thing put me off food for a most of a day.

    But it’s the over 35 with a micro-penis part that bothers me more than the lower suk past 3am part.

  19. “–ladyboy office worker pretending online to be a lady (I knew beforehand, but went anyway for the adventure) 4 of 10. (but 8 of 10 for her/his fine ass and legs, and 10 of 10 for her/his repeated, un-accepted offers to engage in various forms of intercourse gratis).” PMSL Bravo!

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