Thanks Lomeo! First-timer on the blog (and people say it’s a closed group??!) The name ‘Lomeo’ was allocated by the Mango girls, as this chap was in town – looking for love! (wrong town if you ask me) Keep them coming…..
Third Time Lucky
Everything was going so well until I fell in love with an Isan princess. Then I was caught in a world of fake pregnancies, flick knifes and paying for pussy I wasn’t getting. Until I came to my senses pulled out my own knife and reached down and cut the rope below me. When my passport was stamped for the third time by the friendly folks at Thai Immigration, my only plans were to not go anywhere near Phuket
This time round I had put in some screen time on TLL / msn to line up a few ‘dates’ while in town. This was more of a budgetary concern, as I couldn’t really afford to pay for female company every day.(as I would learn later, I also couldn’t afford iPhones, handbags and new bra’s and panties – but my defenses were down after she licked my arse for 30 minutes).
‘Good Girl’ and ‘Virgin Girl’ both seemed like reasonable prospects. Mid 30’s, passed the ‘yeah I could do them’ test and their English was good enough that we should not have to resort to playing Connect 4 when not damaging the mattress.
I abandoned plans to deflower VG. Even though I had convinced her I had come across techniques that would make her first time painless (crap!). She decided we were soulmates – the conspiracy theorist in me wondered if I was walking into some type of honey trap engineered by the aggrieved ex. The sort where she roofies me and then lets in two guys who finish off the job with cling wrap. And I had no intention to hang around long enough to see baht notes arranged sin sot style.
GG and I hit it off pretty well. She was nervous when in my hotel room for the first time – less so 20 minutes later after she orgasmed with my head buried in her muff. Like I’ve been telling myself for some time now, you pay for it one way or the other. Putting 300B in her hand for the cab home, taking her out for dinner after she finishes work, movies at Paragon, BTS fares – need I keep going.
Indulged in a little direct P4P ; had a rub and tug from my favorite massage girl a few times and dragged someone off the Suk on the wrong side of 3AM one morning. Turned out she was also on the wrong side of 35 and had one of the strangest snatches I have ever come across. At one stage I felt like I was sucking a micro-penis and she was that tight that I couldn’t last long.”Did you come inside me?”. “No – on your leg” I lied. She invited me back to her place. Wish I’d gone ..
Found my way to Soi4 and the Mango. Splashed the ladydrinks and even had a few beers myself. Took one of the Mango girls to Skybar @ Lebua for some sunset cocktails then she took me to Anglewitch where I had an intimate conversation with one of the dancers as to why she did not have a number. Would have loved to have taken her upstairs but I don’t think I even had enough on me for the BF. I have found BKK to be a vibrant city and I should have hit it sooner. Plenty left to explore next time when I have more baht in my wallet.