Back in Bangkok for a night….. – by Big G

It’s been the best part of 5 weeks since I was last in Bangkok. Was I missing it? Can’t really say I was. What I was missing is Miss Chimp and having a little relax by the pool. My journey home saw me fly from South Africa to Dubai and then to Bangers. Landing at 18:10 and with only carry on luggage and a fast-track pass, I was sure to be hitting the bar by 7pm. Or so I thought. Continue reading “Back in Bangkok for a night….. – by Big G”

I couldn’t go without sharing this…..

I couldn’t shut this site down without taking a moment to give my good friend FatFaceKenny a mention.

You remember him right? The loser that created a website when we decided to pull one of his posts. The guys ego is bigger than his waist line and got all upset about it. I’ll not waste the keystrokes going into it, so you can read the odd articles that are kicking around. Continue reading “I couldn’t go without sharing this…..”

Upwards and Onwards……

Have a plan, stick to it and get out.

This is a good philosophy. Taken from the movie ‘Layer Cake’ there is a lot of truth to it.

I’ve been in the bar industry for 5 years. Five years. For those of you that have an insight into any managerial position in the work arena, you’ll know what a 5 year plan is.

Well, my five year plan is almost complete. It has changed a little, but the end result is one I am more than happy with.

I am not a Bar Manager. I am not a Barman. I am simply someone who likes hanging out with like minded people in the bar environment. Continue reading “Upwards and Onwards……”

Buying stuff in HH – by Big G

Living in Bangkok – you don’t really need a mode of transportation. Why have a car that will no doubt get bashed into by some halfwit truck or have a motorcy taxi scrape his brake leaver down the side.

I have a little bike in Bangkok to take me from the Mango to 7-11 but when it comes to going somewhere out side of soi 4, you really need a taxi with air con.

Luckily, when I was wanting a bike last year – Kwan came to the rescue and sorted it for me. But that was last year. Continue reading “Buying stuff in HH – by Big G”

Some light Humor…..

A few funnies sent in by readers.

Man got busted for having one off the wrist on the BTS over a woman. In one report I read, the guy said she was so nice that he couldn’t contain himself.

– But get this, if found guilty when he’s up in Court – he can get upto 1000bht fine and 1 month in prison!

The simple realities of living

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2`

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, “Congrats”.
But, none of them touch the man’s penis and say, “Good job”.
Moral of the story:
Hard work is never appreciated.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole’s name.

3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Bonus:

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

And finally, if you need an excuse to look at some boobies…. Here is a story about nicknames for airbags.

And ‘finally’- finally (as this is close to my heart)

Subject: : Yorkshire farmer

Subject: Yorkshire farmer
A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts ,
“Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss
piss an cow shite an it could kill thee”

The man says: “Excuse me Sir, I am a Muslim from Pakistan,
could you please be speaking much clearer and slower?”

The farmer replies:
” If….You…. Use…. Two ….Hands……. You….Won’t…. Spill …..Any”