Jesus. The best (worst) episode yet. This episode focuses on people on their way out of the airport which experience trouble in some way.
Once again, being late, losing passports and being drunk seems to come into play. All that aside, one thing almost all of them have in common is… they’re complete idiots.
Lets take a look at them…
- Ex Army guy
First of all, I have the utmost respect for our armed forces. I donate to the Help for Heroes and one of my best pals is an ex Royal Marine Commando. I have a big appreciation for these guys.
Having said that, this ex-forces guy ended up at Bangkok airport, wanting to get home, no flight and no money – expecting others to get him home! What kind of ASSHOLE gets into this position?
When THEY (no one else) have screwed up, why is it they EXPECT the Tourist Police to solve all their problems?
Just when the British Embassy seemed to have everything sorted – it comes to light that it’s not his first emergency passport and he is also on overstay. This gives me the impression that he just doesn’t give a toss or take responsibilities for his own actions.
Pleading poverty – he still manages to admit he has taken a load of prescription drugs. The guy was physically shaking.
No money, no flight – he was talking like the world has to take care of him.
When he was told to go to the British Embassy – he pleaded that he had no money and the girls behind the desk offered him the money!
In the cab – he even puked out the window, It’s hard to feel any sympathy for this loser especially when you see him arranging money over the phone from him Mum!
WHY didn’t he call his Mother of friends in the first place?! With a little cash in your pocket it would have been so much easier to sort out.
It’s not gone unnoticed that all these losers who don’t have any money all seem to be smoking and drinking. Funny that.
- Lads on holiday
Group of young lads on holiday. Can’t really hammer these ‘kids’ too much as they are just that. However, I will say that it is obsurd to say you can’t find your way out the airport. Bangkok airport is a pretty good airport and everything is sign-posted and easy to follow. But then, I am assuming that these people can read.
They did make a comment that they had traveled hundreds of miles to come on holiday. I am thinking they don’t realize it’s thousands rather than hundreds.
Verdict: Dumb kids.
- Panic Attack!
The Aussie girl who had a panic attack!! WTF?? Attention seeking hideous cow. I can’t claim to know anything about a ‘panic attack’ but listening to the Doctor on the show, she stated that it’s not a physical problem, but a mental one. Which seemed apparent just by looking at her.
They should not have given her any airtime and treated her only with a slap in the face with a wet fish.
I am sure the Aussies watching this will hang their heads in shame, as I do when I see my fellow country men on the show.
When in the medical centre, the attention seeking pig admitted that instead of medication, she self medicates by using a McDonald’s bag! – I don’t think I need to say anymore about this.
Verdict: A fucking embarrassment to society.
- Lost Passport
Another chap with a lost passport. This guy actually came across very calm and polite. Despite having to rally round to get an emergency passport he never shouted at the Thai Staff or lost his temper. He was polite to everyone he encountered. I am guessing this is quite rare for the girls on the Tourist Police desk.
Verdict: The guy resolved it and didn’t complain. Well done.
- Dumb Girls
Two girls traveling. Over-night in Kow Shit road and then onto Phuket the next day. I’ve visited Kow shit road once in 10 years – just to confirm my suspicions are right. The road is filled with wasters. The vast majority of the people who have problems at the airport seem to have a night in Koh San Road.
So, they missed their flight. They went for the later flight and almost missed that. They were pretty dumb.
I mentioned the other week that it seems common that people who miss their original flight always seem to be late for their second flight. To me.. the blame lays in one place only – THEM.
Verdict: Dippy cows.
- Odd Indian
Some Indian lad was found near the airport – missing his shirt, passport, money etc. Claiming to have been in fear of his life from a bunch of Thai people. One begs to ask the question what had he done to get into this situation?
After alot of incomprehensible dialog he was sedated and hospitalized. Personally, I’d have opted for hitting him with a tazer and dumping him on the side of the road 30 miles away. Not worth wasting time on him.
I have traveled through Suvarnabhumi Airport easily over 100 times. I have never been lost or had an incident. I have 3 passports, two more than all these idiots that lose their passports. I have never lost one. Why is it so difficult to keep them safe?
So far I have no sympathy when any of the people who are actually looking for sympathy.
The girls on the desk at Tourist Police seem to be on the ball. They can tell when people are talking shit or out of their mind. They must have a very low opinion of us Farangs, having to deal with that crap each day. Hell, I have a low opinions of us Farangs after that!
Roll on the last episode so we can put all this to bed!