So what’s pissing me off so far this year?
1 week in – and I am already in a fit of rage this week….
- Twat Thai fools on motorcycles with no lights (at night).
- Twat Thai fools in cars or on bikes who stop on roundabouts?!
- Waiters/Waitresses who take my plate away immediately after I have put my knife and fork down. (fine when if i am dining on my own)
- Having my Appetizer served 20 mins AFTER the main course.
- Getting told off by Miss Tim for complaining all the time…
Had to laugh this week… as I walked through Hua Hin high street the other night, some Indian Tailor called out to me… this is how the conversation went
Annoying Indian Tailor: “Hey my Brother… good suit, top quality…. how are you”?
Me: “Poke your crap clothes up your arse”
Miss Tim: “Why do you have to be so nasty. Just walk away and ignore them, no need to be nasty”
Me: (with an innocent look on my face) “Ignore him? That would be rude to ignore him… after all, he is my Brother “.
“Why am I here”? Is a question I get asked a fair bit. It’s a good question and one I ask myself a lot. Fact is, I am too lazy to do anything about it right now – and to be honest, no matter where I go – I am sure it’ll have it’s fair share of assholes there too.
This week I am going to look at clearing out my wardrobes of all the clothes that I have never worn, books that I have never read and DVD’s that I have never watched. I seem to have accumulated a lot of crap over the last 15 years – so want to have a tidy up so I can just walk (run) away with just a couple of suitcases when I do bugger off.
Will need to figure out what to do with them bloody cats also.
Meanwhile in Hua HIn.. weather has been crap. I was heading to Pattaya but the weather there is crap too.
I’ll do Pattaya next week. This week we’ll head to Bangkok. Wednesday to Saturday me thinks. Hotels? Looking online, I see a list of hotels which can all be filtered/sorted by Price, Stars, Popularity etc… I can’t see any filters showing ‘number of Chinese and Indians’.. Now that WOULD be a useful tool. Landmark Hotel it is then….